Chapter 1381

"Need to think? Anyone with a brain knows what kind of person Brother Yan is. How could you possibly match him?" Guan Xiaoyue said.

"Shut up. Who allowed you to call me Brother Yan? You don't deserve it." Yan Aohan’s cold pressure instantly expanded, turning Guan Xiaoyue’s face pale.

"Be good, stop fussing. I still have questions to ask." Zhu Yanyi patted Yan Aohan’s hand, signaling him to suppress his aura. She then looked at Guan Xiaoyue. "If others have brains, then you have none. I have known Aohan for thirteen years, and we already have an engagement. How did it become forced marriage in your eyes? Do some people think I, Zhu Yanyi, force others against their will?"

"Of course not." Yan Aohan hurriedly said. He had waited so long for his beloved to grow up; he couldn't let her misunderstand. "If anyone is forcing anyone, it is me forcing you."

She glanced coldly at Guan Xiaoyue, then pulled Zhu Yanyi. "Why talk to such a person? If you dislike her, just kick her out. My family doesn't need such superficial connections."

She shouted directly, "Two people with free time, come here and kick this inexplicable person out."

"Brother Yan… Ah!" Guan Xiaoyue hadn't finished speaking when a scream rang out. Yan Aohan slapped her far away with one palm. "Do you really think I have a Buddha's heart? I warned you not to call me that randomly. You still did it. It seems I need to give you some pain so you know how I earned the title of Yanluo of the Capital."

Yan Aohan’s cold tone and icy attitude hurt Guan Xiaoyue more than the physical pain. She looked at him in disbelief. Why was reality different from her imagination?

Zhu Yanyi slowly took out a white handkerchief and wiped Yan Aohan’s hands. "You actually used your hands on such a person. Aren't you afraid of getting dirty? I was worried she might think your hitting is affection and scolding is love."

Yan Aohan paused, looking at Zhu Yanyi. "Then what should I do?"

"Don't worry. I lack people to test medicine recently. If she really likes to come close, I can test some new medicines I invented. The effect will surely be good."

Zhu Yanyi was kind to the good and harsh to the bad. She never blindly acted as a saint, especially when the target had ulterior motives to pursue Yan Aohan. She would show no mercy.

"That's good." Yan Aohan seemed relieved. "Wife, you must protect my innocence."

"Be good, stop fussing. Wipe your hands and throw the handkerchief away. We don't want dirty things." Zhu Yanyi instructed seriously. She didn't mention Guan Xiaoyue at all, but Guan Xiaoyue fainted on the spot from anger.

Old Master Yan waved his hand helplessly, ordering someone to send Guan Xiaoyue back. He then pointed at Yan Aohan and Zhu Yanyi. "You two should be careful when acting. Aren't you afraid of causing trouble?"

"We rarely cause trouble. This trouble wasn't caused by us." Yan Aohan looked at the old man. "It was caused by someone inexplicably in the past."

This was clearly aimed at the old man.

The old man coughed, feeling a bit guilty. she was also wondering why she had thought Guan Xiaoyue was good before. "Alright, since she is sent away, let it be. But she won't be hurt, right?"

"She won't die." Zhu Yanyi gave a definite answer. "But she needs to suffer a bit. Who asked her to provoke our Aohan's patience? I warned her many times not to call him Brother Yan. She deserved her bad luck."

"Fourth Aunt, do you have many strange medicines?" Yan Xixi’s eyes shone like stars in the sky.

"I have quite a few strange medicines. Do you want some?" Zhu Yanyi asked with a smile.

"Do you have a medicine that makes people fart hard when they touch it?" Yan Xixi looked excited, seeming to have some strange idea.

"Yes. Detox Powder. You don't need to take it orally. Just pour it on someone. After five minutes, they will fart continuously. It will be loud and smelly, lasting for three days and three nights." Zhu Yanyi nodded seriously.

This kind of strange medicine was for pranks. Zhu Yanyi made some when she had free time.

"Then Fourth Aunt, can you give me some?" Yan Xixi looked a bit shy.

"A real man should act openly and honestly. Such methods are unacceptable." Yan Hongyi, as a father, wanted to teach his son the correct worldview.

"Go away." Yan Aohan spoke before anyone else. "Teach your son at home. Now is not the time for you to teach."

Zhu Yanyi ignored the brothers and only asked Yan Xixi, "Why do you need such medicine? Are you trying to prank someone?"

"Fourth Aunt, you don't know. We have a foreign teacher in our class. Well, if he is a foreign teacher, he should just teach his country's language. He works in our school but looks down on us students. Every time he teaches, he calls us idiots. No one in our class likes him. So I want to prank him and make him suffer." Yan Xixi’s face was very serious.

"Are you talking about that Winnie?" Yan Xinan seemed to know this person too.

"Yes. Luckily, Xiao Nan, you are not in my class. Otherwise, you would be angry meeting such a teacher too." Yan Xixi said directly.

Yan Xinan nodded. "This Winnie is indeed bad. Last time, our teacher Anqi was sick, and she substituted for two days. We were called idiots every day. Our teacher Anqi is so gentle. She always says we are angels."

"How can the school still employ such a teacher? They should fire him." The old man frowned.

"Now that reform and opening up is happening, there are many foreign teachers. If this teacher is really bad, you can report it to your principal." Yan Huajun asked curiously. "Haven't you reported it to your principal?"

"Reporting is useless. That Winnie has hooked up with the principal's daughter. The principal protects him." Yan Xixi answered like a little adult.

"What 'hooked up'? That is bad language. Don't say it in the future." Dora educated him.

"This matter indeed needs handling." Lan Man said. "How about I have someone investigate tomorrow? There will likely be results soon."

Zhu Yanyi did not interfere with their thoughts. She went aside, took out a packet of powder, and handed it to Yan Xixi. "This powder ranks third among my prank powders. It is called 'Croak Croak'. Find a chance to throw it into her water or food. She will croak like a frog. If she wants to stop croaking, she must speak. Once she opens her mouth, she will忍不住 speak out all the evil thoughts hidden in her heart. Xiao Xi, remember to bring people to watch. It is best to bring a recorder to record her words."