Chapter 2369
Zhu Yanyi changed into handsome trousers and tied her hair into a ponytail. She looked plain, truly trying hard to become a bandit.
"Are you sure you want to be a bandit?" the Immortal Emperor asked again.
"Being a bandit is good," Zhu Yanyi said with a grin. "Only when others can't guess, do they realize life's fun."
The Immortal Emperor didn't know how to persuade her. Yan Aohan spoke up: "Let her be. Many know she ascended. No one expects her to choose banditry. Since she was a doctor, people think she’ll be a wandering healer. But she isn’t. She chose to be a bandit. Unpredictability keeps her safe. Let her choose."
The Immortal Emperor sighed bitterly. "Fine. You don’t need to register locally. I’ll do it, so no one finds out." She took out a wooden tag, carved it, and tossed it to Zhu Yanyi. "This is your profession tag. You are now a legitimate bandit."
"Thank you," Zhu Yanyi said, bowing her hands. "By the way, Immortal Emperor, since we met, shouldn’t we celebrate me becoming an Earth Immortal? Give me some red envelopes."
The Immortal Emperor froze. She realized she was the first person Zhu Yanyi robbed.
"You are robbing me," the Immortal Emperor glared at her.
Zhu Yanyi grinned. "It’s occupational hazard. Please understand. I am a bandit."
"Alright," Ouyang Mingyue nodded. She had seen through Zhu Yanyi. She was definitely an unpredictable monster doctor. She took out a storage ring. "Here are the items inside. Consider it a meeting gift."
"Thank you, thank you. Thanks for your patronage," Zhu Yanyi said. She felt her first robbery was a big success.
"Being a bandit is great. Money comes from everywhere," Zhu Yanyi sighed happily, ignoring Ouyang Mingyue’s dark face.
Yan Aohan pretended not to see Ouyang Mingyue’s anger. "Study the map carefully. Ask if you don’t understand. Once you settle, I will leave."
Zhu Yanyi knew Yan Aohan’s matters couldn’t wait. No one knew how long she’d stay in the Chaos Abyss. She nodded. "Why don’t you go first? I’ll go later."
"No. I wait until you settle," Yan Aohan insisted firmly. "If you aren’t settled, I worry someone might bully you." He glanced at Ouyang Mingyue, as if Ouyang Mingyue would bully her.
Zhu Yanyi nodded calmly and looked at the map. Ouyang Mingyue was too tired to scold the shameless couple. "Whoever meets you two loses out."
"Sounds like we are very domineering," Zhu Yanyi complained, eyes still on the map.
She pointed to a spot. "How about this place?"
Ouyang Mingyue looked and was slightly stunned. "This is a no-man’s-land. But the environment is good. Especially for bandits. After robbing, you can flee into the mountains. Hard to find."
"That’s great. I want this place," Zhu Yanyi smiled.
"You want this place?" Ouyang Mingyue was surprised. She said 'want', not 'go to'. She meant to take control of it.
Zhu Yanyi nodded. "The location is excellent. Look, mountains surround it. If I take it, it’s easy to defend, hard to attack. If I start a sect, I’ll do it here."
"Didn’t you say you’d be a bandit first?" Ouyang Mingyue asked, confused. "Why start a sect now?"
"I am being a bandit. Isn’t a no-man’s-land best for bandits? Anyone passing through, big sects or small immortals, I rob them all. As a bandit, I must be very fair. I must let them feel my warmth like a cloud."
Zhu Yanyi grinned. Ouyang Mingyue shivered. How could she be so shameless?
Yan Aohan worried. "No-man’s-lands are also the most dangerous." Without rules, it was naturally dangerous.
"Because it’s dangerous, it’s the best place. Why is it a no-man’s-land? Everyone wants it, but no one yields. So no one gets it. Now, I can be a fisherman and take it."
Zhu Yanyi grinned at Ouyang Mingyue. "Give me the land deed for this place too."
Hearing such robber-like words, Ouyang Mingyue coughed repeatedly. "You really say that out loud."
"Of course. I’ve studied the map for so long. If I can’t say this, how can I venture out? How can I become a Medical God?" Zhu Yanyi answered seriously.
Ouyang Mingyue: (⊙o⊙)…
What did becoming a Medical God have to do with this?
Zhu Yanyi raised an eyebrow at Ouyang Mingyue. Speechless, Ouyang Mingyue sighed, tapped her finger, and a contract appeared. She threw it to Zhu Yanyi. She squeezed a drop of blood onto it. The contract vanished instantly. The no-man’s-land now had an owner.
"Since you know it’s a no-man’s-land, you know the dangers. I won’t say more," Ouyang Mingyue continued.
Zhu Yanyi nodded. "Any other points? Tell me clearly. Once clear, I can go there."
Ouyang Mingyue shook her head. Her mind was chaotic. She felt Zhu Yanyi was definitely a freak. In the lower realms, she seemed lazy. Now, after ascending, she became a rascal. What went wrong?
Yan Aohan waved his hand. A cloud vehicle appeared. He pulled Zhu Yanyi up. "Let’s go. I’ll take you there. Once you settle, I’ll leave."
Zhu Yanyi waved at Ouyang Mingyue, then remembered something. "By the way, give me a communicator that lets me talk to you directly."
Ouyang Mingyue glanced at her and handed her a jade tag. "Drop blood to confirm identity. Inject your divine sense to talk to me."