Chapter 2744
"I never claimed to be a gentleman. And the God of Medicine is no lady. So, isn't it perfect for the God of Medicine to match with the Evil God?" The Evil God said this, his eyes full of provocation.
Before Yan Aohan could speak, Zhu Yanyi appeared with a snap of her fingers. The Evil God stumbled backward a few steps and fell onto the ground.
"Husband, beat her up," Zhu Yanyi said, clapping her hands calmly.
A smile flashed in Yan Aohan’s eyes. He stepped forward immediately and gave the Evil God a good beating.
The ancient gods nearby saw this. They had also heard the Evil God’s provocative words. Several of them had partners too, so they felt the urge to hit him as well. However, considering they were all gods of the ancient universe, they held back. Now that Yan Aohan was handling it, they naturally did not intervene.
Only the Emperor Xia of the ancient ruling dynasty spoke up: "Empress Yan, what did you do?"
"He called me the God of Medicine. But you might not know that although I am the God of Medicine, I also study poison. However, poison has little effect on us gods. So, I specially improved it. This poison lasts only for fifteen minutes. During this time, he cannot move at all, not even speak."
Zhu Yanyi looked at the Evil God and said, "Evil God, how is it? Is my medicine good? Don't worry, it won't kill you."
Gods usually have resistance to normal poison, so everyone understood her meaning.
During these fifteen minutes, Yan Aohan felt very satisfied. The Evil God’s two eyes were beaten into panda eyes.
Zhu Yanyi watched from the side and approved, "She looks more pleasing to the eye like this."
When the fifteen minutes passed, the Evil God could move again. The gods wanted to see his reaction. Surprisingly, the Evil God just stretched. If not for the panda eyes on his face, people might have thought he had just been sleeping.
"Emperor Yan, why didn't you kill me after beating me? If my beloved was insulted like this, I would never let him live." The Evil God continued to provoke Yan Aohan.
Yan Aohan looked at the Evil God: "Killing you is easy, but I won't bring you to my Underworld. Am I so bored as to invite wolves into my house?"
Indeed, if Yan Aohan killed the Evil God, the Evil God’s soul would naturally enter the Underworld. With the Evil God’s ability, the yin spirits of the Underworld could not stop him. Yan Aohan would still have to deal with him later, so he naturally chose not to kill him.
"Besides, I never think death is a bad thing. For some people, death might actually be a good thing, just like for you, Evil God. So why would I kill you? That is reason one." It seemed Yan Aohan had other reasons.
Sure enough: "Reason two: If you don't die, I can beat you every day. If you die, I have to worry about your soul getting smaller from my beatings. Then I would have to nurture your soul. That is too troublesome. So, beating you now is better."
"And the most important point is: My wife rarely has a toy to test her medicine on. If I killed you too early, wouldn't I deprive my wife of her toy?"
Actually, among all these reasons, the third one was the most important.
Hearing this, the Evil God’s face, originally full of evil aura, became expressionless: "Emperor Yan, it seems I underestimated you."
"No, no, no. Evil God, you have never underestimated anyone, nor have you ever let anyone underestimate you." Yan Aohan admired the Evil God in this regard.
Although he was the Evil God and all gods despised him, he managed to appear before the gods during the War of Gods. The gods could only hate him on the surface but could not attack him now.
Because the Evil God was one of the representatives sent by the ancient era, even if he was inexperienced, he had the ancient universe as his backing. If he were killed, the ancient universe would have to step in. Otherwise, it would mean failing to provide security and explanation for the gods of the ancient universe.
This was why, although everyone despised the Evil God, they could not refuse his presence here. They could only pretend not to see him.
The Evil God looked directly at Yan Aohan: "To be honest, you are really annoying."
"You are annoying too," Yan Aohan answered seriously. "And I never hope you like us."
The Evil God smiled lightly: "Emperor Yan, do you believe I will take away your wife?"
"You cannot take her away," Yan Aohan replied with certainty. "My wife is equivalent to my life. If you could take away my wife, it would mean you could take away my life. But Evil God, no matter how capable you are, or even if you are the Evil Emperor now, you cannot defeat me. Because I have the merit of creating a plane, which you do not have."
Yan Aohan did not yield an inch against the Evil God. It seemed he had figured something out, so he said these words.
Yan Aohan had not said these words even to Black Emperor Zhu Yanyi or others. She had just thought of them suddenly, so she spoke them out.
The meaning of these words was so deep that the gods present did not think about it. But one thing was certain: everyone was curious about the Evil God’s purpose. The gods even suspected that Yan Aohan already knew the Evil God’s plan.
The Evil God looked at Yan Aohan. His pupils changed from round to a thin slit, then returned to normal. He raised his eyebrows slightly: "Emperor Yan, you are overthinking. I was just testing your couple’s relationship. I heard your relationship is very good, so I wanted to try."
Yan Aohan smiled at the corner of his mouth: "Is that so? Then I really appreciate your effort, Evil God."
The implied meaning in these words was even more sarcastic. The Evil God couldn’t even manage his own affairs, yet he cared about theirs. Yan Aohan absolutely did not believe the Evil God meant this sincerely.
Whether the Evil God was sincere or not did not matter. Both sides seemed to have an invisible step down. So, even if there was no sincerity now, it was fine. After this fake socializing, the Evil God did not speak again.
Emperor Xia of the ancient universe nodded slightly to the Wind God beside him. The Wind God hurried over and pulled the Evil God, saying, "Evil God, come, let’s have a drink."
The Evil God looked at the Wind God, then at Emperor Xia, and finally fixed her gaze on Zhu Yanyi: "Actually, I am more curious about what you would do if I didn’t leave."
"I’ll give you another dose of medicine," Zhu Yanyi said directly. "I am afraid of trouble. This time, it will definitely not be poison. It is just a sleeping drug. You will fall asleep directly."